Er… except my version is distinctly PG rated AT BEST.
Anywho, this one is for Ven, a.k.a Inspector Clouseau, who guessed it was me even though I was being TOTALLY SUBTLE and secret and anonymous and wearing a comedy beard and dark glasses
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- Location:Somewhere in Wales
- Mood:
happy - Music:You're the Voice - John Farnham
Yes, I got my telly for my 11th Christmas. I am now 26. By all accounts, I fear this is an Elderly Telly. My telly had to be coaxed into the world of freeview. It needs so many cables to run digital television AND a DVD player that the back of it now resembles a branch of Dixons. Also, there is a black dot on the screen. I think it's there mainly so people can come round and say "Has David Tennant/Colin Morgan/that weather man got something on his face?" I've also lost the back to the remote control, so the battery pack is held in with sellotape. And when I take it home I have to gaffer tape the aerial to the window to get any kind of reception. But the thing is, I love my telly! I don't think I'm ready to say goodbye. I was so proud to finally have one of my own, and it came to uni with me. I even used to play Sonic the Hedgehog on it when I borrowed my brother's Sega Megadrive. I've defeated Doctor Robotnik on that telly (we'll gloss over my subsequent and less than heroic Death by Fire-Breathing Caterpillar in the Marble Zone).
I think I'm going to have to leave it on stand-by from now on. Which will destroy the planet. But I fear if I switch it off again, it may go to the great telly wasteland in the sky.
:(
- Location:Somewhere in Wales
- Mood:
sad
Wordcount: 4,201
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None
Summary: Written for the kinkmeme prompt, ‘Arthur/Merlin. Merlin is a world-famous celebrity whom Arthur has been pining after for years. He finally has a chance to meet him (screening? convention? concert? up to you), and on a whim slips him a note with his hotel and room number. Merlin unexpectedly (for both of them) takes him up on his offer. Bonus points for reincarnation!fic and Merlin teasing Arthur about his crush.’ This is a little different from the prompt – but hopefully not too much!
Huge thanks to
- Location:Somewhere in Wales
- Mood:
happy - Music:Mmmbop - Hanson
Title: Vigil
Wordcount: 686
Rating: Gen.
Characters: Lady of the Lake, Merlin.
Warnings: Angst.
Spoilers: Very vague spoilers for various legends relating to Excalibur, Merlin, and the Lady. Slashy interpretation of the Arthur/Merlin relationship.
Summary: One take on the Lady of the Lake myth and Merlin.
Huge thanks to
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- Location:Somewhere in Wales
- Mood:
nervous - Music:Somebody to Love by Queen
Rating: PG.
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: None
Wordcount: 3,400 words.
Notes: Written for the brilliant kinkmeme prompt “Lady Catherine de Bourgh confronts Merlin about his upstart pretentions regarding her nephew.” The original prompt is here. People were kind enough to leave some nice comments about it, so I thought I would repost it at my journal!
Lady Catherine is, of course, Mr Darcy's rather terrifying aunt from the novel Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen. I think my Lady Catherine is probably a more distant relative though - that Uther saw once at his wedding and fervently hoped never to see again!!
Written in two parts – because I originally didn’t think I would have time to do an actual Lady Catherine confrontation!
Huge thanks to
vensre for not only telling me about the prompt, but beta-reading the finished products as well :)
- Location:Somewhere in Wales
- Mood:creative
- Music:What Hurts the Most by Rascal Flatts
Rating: PG
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: Drunkeness. Some groping.
Wordcount: 934
Summary: It's Twelfth Night and Arthur is attempting to charm his father's guest, while being distracted by a drunken Merlin. Written for
- Location:Somewhere in Wales
- Mood:
cheerful - Music:None (watching Emma)
Rating: G
Warnings: None.
Wordcount: 2,028
Summary: Merlin borrows a map. But the map he borrows reveals more than was expected all round.
So, yesterday I bought myself the Merlin Sticker Album, and I was very excited to find it had a pull out map of Camelot! I might have made fun of said map a little in an email to
Incidentally, if anyone has read my 'Innovations' prompt fic, I like to imagine this is the same Merlin, just earlier, when Arthur is still Prince.
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- Location:Somewhere in Wales
- Mood:
cheerful - Music:None (watching Emma)
Do you ever feel that if one more thing happens, just ONE MORE, you will make like The Hulk and start smashing things???
Right now this is scarily possible.
The turning into a seven foot tall green man with chest hair, slightly less so. Thankfully.
ps. Dear computer, You are not allowed to start crashing. I don't care if you feel overworked or if you just had better things to do than hang around waiting while I finished that VERY IMPORTANT email. Next time you crash I will turn you back on and leave you logged in to edwardcullenisdreamy.com for EVER. And don't think I wouldn't do it. Love, Me x
- Location:Somewhere in Wales
- Mood:
stressed
Written for
vensre's prompt, 'hypnagogia', and now posted to ras_elased's kissing prompt (of which I heartily approve) because I thought it fit!
Now i'm just sticking it on my journal as well, where all my fics go to retire.
Word count: 1,174
Warnings: None
Notes: Hypnagogia is (according to the trusty wikipedia) the state between waking and sleeping, otherwise known as 'the borderland of sleep' or a 'half-dream state.' I have interpreted it somewhat loosely...
- Location:Somewhere in Wales
- Mood:
cheerful - Music:I Love it When You Call - The Feeling
- Location:Somewhere in Wales
- Mood:
cheerful - Music:Gravity by Sara Bareilles
Prompt: Walk of Shame.
Wordcount: 658
Warnings: Some bad language.
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- Location:Somewhere in Wales
- Mood:
cheerful - Music:Gravity by Sara Bareilles
Thanks to
Prompt: Haircut
Wordcount: 393
Warnings: Blood and an unspecified battle wound!
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- Location:Somewhere in Wales
- Mood:
cheerful - Music:Gravity by Sara Bareilles
I have just been on Amazon for the first time in ages, and, because I have possibly searched for Merlin products on there once or twice before, I was immediately bombarded with a huge display of soon-to-be-released Merlin products that I didn’t even know about. I’ve no doubt this is common knowledge and I have just been living in a cave (making Merlin/Arthur fan videos with the Slash Dragon) – but now I kind of want to buy them, even though I should probably spend my money on more sensible things. But, there’s an 2010 Annual, Merlin – The Complete Guide, novelisations of the episodes (with a really cute, smiling Colin Morgan on the cover), the Merlin Quest Activity Book (answer the riddles to help Arthur defeat the evil knight and win the tournament!) and the Orchestral Soundtrack…
Oh dear – I am only human. And possibly 26 years old. Maybe I will claim they’re ‘research’ for my future fics.
- Location:Somewhere in Wales
- Mood:enthralled
Modern AU featuring Immortal Merlin and loosely based on one of my favourite childhood novels ‘Daddy Long Legs’ by Jean Webster.
Arthur is at last reborn but, when he is still a baby, he is left orphaned and alone in the world. Fortunately for him he always has Merlin - even if he doesn’t always know it.
Beta’d by the wonderful
vensre – without whom this fic would be at least 600 words shorter, so thank you!!
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- Location:Somewhere in Wales
- Mood:
tired
I have such a cool brother. He's at the Expo in London this weekend (he writes for an anime website) and, because he is lovely, he went to the Merlin panel for me and then text me throughout with news.
So I now know that,
- Lancelot is back in series 2.
- Arthur and Gwen's romance will start, or move along, or something. Like I care. (frankly i was LESS HAPPY about this and more happy about the next one)
- There will be more shirtless Arthur
- There will be a cartoon series.
- There will be some novels.
- Merlin and Gwen become Morgana's chief confidants (but their friendship 'will be tested')
- There will be more Mordred and more about Excalibur.
- Colin and Bradley have linked their Nintendo's wirelessly (or something, i'm not good with computer stuff) and play Nintendo DS Super Mario Karts against each other in between filming apparently. Colin said he always won, Bradley disagreed. Or as my brother put it.. "the Merlin one said he always won the games but the blonde one kept shaking his head."
- Bradley spent some time filming the crowd at the expo.
I think I need to buy him a drink (or three). Also I think he was a little scared by the fangirls....
- Location:Somewhere in Wales
- Mood:
grateful
Centuries have passed since Arthur's death and Merlin has lived a thousand lives since then. He's lost hope for Arthur ever returning. It's 2009 and he's working as a teacher in a school. One day a very familiar blonde boy walks into his class. Que naughty schoolboy Arthur trying to entice teacher!Merlin and lots of kinky detention sessions.
Except I failed to include any porn or kinky detention sessions and managed to post it in the wrong bit of the site...
er... yeah and my Arthur is not so much a schoolboy as a 6th former (around 17 or so). Thankfully the OP was kind enough to leave a nice comment anyway so I decided to be brave and actually post it in my journal.
Constructive criticism appreciated as always :)
Sorry about the lame title - originally it didn't have one and it was either this or 'When Reincarnation Bites You in the Ass.'
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- Location:Somewhere in Wales
- Mood:
nervous - Music:Dizzy - Jimmy Eat World
So... it turns out I fail in many and varied ways at making angsty Merlin/Arthur videos. This attempt is the result of a post by
Anyway it does have a vague sort of story. It's meant to follow on from episode 13. Arthur has realised Merlin is a sorceror and tells him to leave Camelot. So Merlin rides back to Ealdor and they both angst about not telling each other how they felt. Or something like that. By the time my ancient version of Movie Maker had crashed for the 500th time this week the story had kind of become secondary to me weeping on the keyboard and threatening my laptop with blunt instruments if it didn't start co-operating for longer than 4 minutes at a time.
Also, I can't actually watch the uploaded video because my Laptop and Imeems do not agree, so please let me know if there's a problem with the link!
UPDATE: Apparently Imeems have removed ALL their fan videos so mine no longer exist *sob*. If anyone would still like to see it however I have uploaded it to Megaupload and the link is
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=YPGZJZ20
Sorry for the extra hassle! I hope I can find somewhere else to host it in future!
- Location:Somewhere in Wales
- Mood:
exhausted
Slightly angsty story I wrote in about an hour so apologies if it's a bit random or for any mistakes!
Waiting
It’s almost dark when he sees the man.
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- Location:Home for the Holidays
- Mood:
tired - Music:Wildwood Flower - June Carter
I know I said there would probably be no more Percy stories, but this little scene turned up and bashed me over the head repeatedly until I wrote it out. It has no real plot to speak of but I really hope it works alright anyway. I think this can probably be read on it’s own (the reference to potatoes harks back to Merlin being bashed with them while he was in the stocks, and Lord Wyldon is Percy’s somewhat overbearing father). But if you would like to read the previous three, they are….
The Route To Advancement : 1 | 2 | 3
Anyway, here it is in all its rather short and plotless (and possibly a bit random) glory - huge thanks to
vensre, as always, for her brilliant beta work :)
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- Location:Home for the Holidays
- Mood:
nervous - Music:You Don't Own Me - The Blow Monkeys
Merlin goes home to Ealdor for two weeks and Arthur is not at all bothered by this. No really, he isn’t. Assumes kind of established relationship (as in, Arthur’s about to find out just how established it is).
This is a story I started a few months ago before real life got in the way and it got abandoned for a while. Anyway I decided to finally dust it off and finish it for my friend Rachael's birthday. It’s possibly a bit silly (or very silly) but hopefully not too OOC.
Now beta'd by
vensre - huge thanks as always for her endless patience with my bizarre use of the comma and other grammatical misunderstandings :)
Forsaking All Others
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- Location:Home for the Holidays
- Mood:
nervous - Music:3am - Busted (don't judge me)
